These are really emo lyrics, guys.

“Girlfriend” by The Modern Lovers

If I were to walk to the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston

Well, first I’d go to the room where they keep the Cezanne

But if I had by my side a girlfriend

Then I could look through the paintings

I could look right through them

Because I’d have found something that I understand

I understand a girlfriend.

That’s a girl friend

Said G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N

That’s a girlfriend, baby

That’s something that I understand

Alright

I walk through the Fenway, I have my heart in my hands

I understand a girlfriend

That’s a girl friend

Oh that’s a G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N

Well that’s a girlfriend, baby

That’s something that I understand.

Four o’clock in the afternoon in the Fenway,

I have my heart in my hands

I understand a girlfriend

That’s a girlfriend

That’s G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N

That’s a girlfriend, baby

Well that’s something that I understand.