Dear Mrs Sherwood,

I have a genuine query that I thought you may be able to answer for me. You see I just wondered, if a man and woman engage in the act anal sex – obviously within the holy bonds of matrimony – is it allowed by the Lord?

After all, sexual intercourse is used to strengthen a marriage and bring a man and his wife closer together, so if they both enjoy the activity, and it does indeed bring them closer as husband and wife, would God see this as being all right?

Sincerest wishes,

InaneAnomaly.