A mathematician named Hall

had a hexahedronical ball

and the cube of it’s weight

plus his pecker times eight

was 3 fifths of 5 eighths of ****-all

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There was a young lady from the Azores

Whose box was all covered with sores

And the dogs in the street

Wouldn’t bark at the meat

Which hung in festoons from her drawers

.

Clinton just had to meet her;

He thought that no one was sweeter.

They had sex on the phone,

And when they were alone,

They played games like “Swallow the Leader”.

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With the police still hot on his trail

He was tempted by fanny for sale

So the crook went to bed

With a price on his head

With a girl with a price on her tail

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Old Mother Hubard went to the cupboard

To get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over,

Rover took over

‘cause Rover had a bone of his own

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The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical

But the good ones I’ve seen

So rarely are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical