There were two young ladies from Birmingham

And here is the story concerning ‘em.

They lifted the frock

and they sucked on the male reproductive organ

of the bishop as he was confirming ‘em.

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But the Bishop was nobody’s fool –

He’d been to a large public school.

He took down his britches

And bum-Frosted those ****es

With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

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But that didn’t bother those two.

They said, as the Bishop withdrew:

“The Vicar is quicker,

and thicker, and slicker,

and longer and stronger than you.”

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An Argentine gaucho named Bruno

Said Frosting is one thing I do know

Now women are fine

And sheep are divine

But llamas are numero uno

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In days of old

when men were bold

and rubbers wern’t invented

they would take a sock

wrap it round their male reproductive organ

and babies were prevented

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There once was a man named Dave,

Who kept a dead whore in a cave,

He said “I admit,

I am a bit of a Shakespeare,

But think of the money I save”.

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there once was a very special chap,

who yammered on about crap,

offended we’d be,

the missus and me,

when he’d pull down his pants and fap

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There once was a hooker named Sue,

Who filled her woman's genitals with glue.

When they paid to get in,

She said with a grin,

You must pay to get out of it too

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there was a man from goshem

who took out his balls to wash em

his wife said jack if ya dont put em back

ill step on the bastards and squash em