Deer Mrs.Clinton

I am sorry to heer that u are not happy with ur life. I am not an xpert on suicide (because I haven’t suckeeded in it so far), but I can offer u some pointers if I do manage to “take my own life”.

I recomend practice before going profesional though, here are some things I haev tried to warm up for the plunge into “the long night”:

-drink oven cleener (gives bad stomach ake)

-bang hed against wall (u can use helmet at first if u need to go slo)

-eat small inseckts (although Janie might not liek that)

-jump from hi places (you can start from loewest stair, work way up)

-luk at french cinema (without subtietles)