Hey fellow Emos,

I hate myself. I’m sure you all hate yourselves too (and most of you hate me too), but I REALLY REALLY hate myself (and everyone else). Does anyone have any suggestions on any self-destructive behaviors I could engage in now that my presidential campaign has completely failed due to my incompetence? Not only that, but I am such a mbumive failure at life, they removed me from Team Shortbus, which has lower standards than anyone else (thus the short bus)! I am not even good enough for them! Now what could I do to really ruin not only my own life, but the lives of as many other people as possible? Log in to see images!

– Hillary Clinton