Janie Posted:

More creative suicide methods:

Eat a sock full of tacks. Stomach acid will dissolve the sock, letting the tacks go to work.

Cover yourself with honey and then tie your feet to a high tree branch. Let go. You will likely not be strong enough to reach up and untie feet. Wait for nature to find you in the form of bees, bears, mosquitoes, etc.

Sign up for parachute lessons. Jump fine the first time (in tandem with instructor). Second time, when on your own, ditch your chute pack.

Scorpions, scorpions, scorpions!

excellent ideas there Janie.

what about tie a rope to the bumper of your dads lexus and tie the other end around your neck, then go to sleep under your dads lexus. when he goes to work he will drag you down the street by your neck likely breaking it. and dont worry about him noticing you are being dragged. He likely doesnt pay attention to you anyway.

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I would feel nothing.

contemplating suicide

we weep for the born