R2 Posted:

Deer forumwarriors

My tiem here has been fun (Log in to see images!) and I would liek to thank u for accepting me so redily into ur ranks. My pain has been a little less overwhelming after I founded this place, and I haev even made new friends.

Just a few days ago I met a man named “Captain Soda” who offerd to punch me inna stomach (i figure that’s kind of like a hug, only with more powar). And yesterday, I met Mr. Henry Wadsworth Longefellow himself, which was very surprising to me because I thought he had been ded for at least 10 years. He shared some of his pottery (sp?) with me, which was very neice of him.

However, my wild online suckess has only shown me how empty my other life is. I have no frends, my parents don’t give me enuff moneys, and the grrrrls won’t date me even thought I shoot looks at them and play hard-to-catch.

So I am sad (Log in to see images!) to tell you all that I haev decided to “souffle off my mortal coil”, to “end it all”, to “go gentle into that good night”. I haev ordered a bottle of sleeping pills from a nice Swedish person on ebay (trelle69), and soon I will be able to carry out my plank.

I hoep u will all be supportive of my decishun.

Why do you want to die for? If you don’t have enough friends you can come over to my house and I can show you my comics!