Kerridwen_Kali Posted:

i swear, i didn’t have anything to do with biff’s murder!

i mean, his disappearance. he’s disappeared, right? that’s why you’re asking janie to come down to the station, yeah?

biff has been missing since that night he slept with janie. she told me. she, um, came over to my house the next morning. i picked her up, that is, at the motel where she and biff consummated their true love bond, and she spent the rest of the morning at my house. while my parents were asleep in their room. don’t bother to ask them anything about it, because they won’t know, because they were asleep.

they voted for mccain. i mean, not while they were asleep, obviously. but during the primary.

so yeah. i don’t know anything about biff.

I’m sorry, Ms . . . Ms. Kali, is it? Yes, you were the one whose trash we discovered the champagne bottle in. You say that you picked her up? This was after she claimed that she woke up and Biff was gone already? Very interesting. Perhaps you, too, should accompany us. It’s the black car with the tinted windows and no license plates. I’m quite sure that you might be relevant to our investigations, particularly given some of the discarded data CDs we also discovered in your trash due to a completely legal and relevant investigation that we were engaged in.