My name is Vehement. After carefully reading through one or two of these “trolling” posts, I’ve come to a great realization: you all ****ing suck at trolling. Look guys. I’m not saying you aren’t sub par, because you sure are. In fact, you are almost at the point where failing becomes winning. Either get a lot better, or suck a lot more.

You are at the midpoint of sucking vs. winning. Think of it as “purgatory” for trolls. God has forsaken you to be in the middle. Either work your way up to heaven, or get straight to hell.

TL;DR you all need to counter my argument for you sucking, or you just stay as a failure.

Nice first post, by the way. You all ****ing suck. (Except nanafabulous personjesus. He seems p. cool)