Anansi Posted:

Dear Janie,

It sounds like you will be just fine on your own. Remember, nothing says “I love you in a stalkerish sort of way” like a bullet to the groin. That way, if you can’t have him, no one can.

Criminally yours,

Dr. Anansi

PS Yes, Dr. Anansi was enjoying a nice hot cup of lemon zinger tea at the time of your posts. If it’s any consolation, it was damn good tea. Almost orgasmic in its flavor and aroma. It reminded Dr. Anansi of your mother.

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