latester Posted:

Hello, Dr.

I seem to have developed a severe case of Pinkerton Syndrome, which is a strong sexual preference to Asian women.

I’m not actually asking for help. I’m just showing you I know a thing or two.

Aloha.

Dear latester,

While Dr. Anansi appreciates your enthusiasm for psychiatry, he is concerned about your ignorance. Never fear, however, for Dr. Anansi knows such things are easily remedied: the technical term for this so-called “Pinkerton Syndrome” is actually “yellow fever”.

Scholastically yours,

Dr. Anansi