FAIL Posted:

Dear Dr. Anansi:

I keep dominating every contest I enter, and have ambumed too many BPs and unique items. What should I do?

Thanks,

FAIL, The Greatest at Everything Ever

Then in Dr. Anansi’s opinion, your life is complete. Wait…When was the last time you got laid?

FAIL Posted:

you may not humbly suggest anything for picking ****ING BIFF TANfabulous person OVER [b]THE GREATEST AT

EVERYTHING EVER[/b]

Clearly this is one aspect of your life that needs work, and the source of your unfortunate moniker.

Wishing you better luck than you will have,

Dr. Anansi