elenaratelimit Posted:

DR. ANANSI I NEED HELP, APPARENTLY I AM WAT IS KNOWN AS A ‘SOCIOPATH’ BUT I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME SO I STABBED MY OTHER DR. IN THE TESTICLES WHEN HE TOLD ME AND MADE HIM LICK THE KNIFE AFTERWARDS – NOW COPS SAY I GOTTA TALK TO YOU WTF MAN WOULDN’T YOU DO THE SAME IF SOMEONE WAS CALLING YOU SOME SCIENTIFIC NAME? I DON’T GET WHY THESE JERKOFFS KEEP TRYIN’ TO HELP.

WAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS? OR CAN I FAKE IT LIKE THAT MOVIE EDWARD NORTON WAS A TOTL WEIRDO IN?

THKS

Dear elenaratelimit,

Dr. Anansi finds it very suspicious that you say you need help yet do not think there is anything wrong with you. Consequently Dr. Anansi has recommended institutionalization. Please enjoy your lifetime stay in the padded room, complete with your own personalized straitjacket and sexual abuse at the hands of the hospital staff.

Getting better and better every day in every way,

Dr. Anansi