Chito Posted:

Good Doctor, I have been reading this thread and I for one want to say that you are providing a great service. I am glad to see someone providing a safe place for others to seek help and find answers that will help them find a better future.

Dear Chito,

As Dr. Anansi is grateful for your kind and substanceless words, he will give you a bit of free advice:

It is clear from the people-pleasing nature of your post that you are suffering from what the DSM-V calls “small male reproductive organ syndrome” for which there is no known cure save the traditional Vedic treatment, which calls for you to DIAF.

Namasté and olly olly oxen free,

Dr. Anansi