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AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

vickle Posted:

If she were to let me see her I wouldn’t need the poison. I could tell her how much I love her, cheer her up and make the world seem like such a brighter place. After this we would live together happily, maybe get a civil partnership and matching tattoos to show our commitment.

Would that keep you off the internet?

I mean you two would be so busy holding one another and making sweet love and reading your crappy…I mean beautiful poetry right?

....I was sort of hoping you were willing to REALLY stand out and make a bold stament about true love, and about how horrible the world really is. I guess you just don’t have the guts to REALLY be different from everyone else, and end your life, dramatically.


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