fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

GOOD THINKING!

You really should do that then!

But please do hurry, I fear that if you wait too long, she may whither away from missing you, and you will be deprived of showing her your love, in such a dramatic fashion.

You should sign off the computer, and rush to her RIGHT NOW!!! Time is of the essence!

If she were to let me see her I wouldn’t need the poison. I could tell her how much I love her, cheer her up and make the world seem like such a brighter place. After this we would live together happily, maybe get a civil partnership and matching tattoos to show our commitment.