Dear Mr. Goth Jesus,

How lovely to find another Christian here on the internet! I can tell by your friendly and upbeat biography that you are sincere in your love of God, and emulate Christ in your words and deeds. Perhaps you and I could start an online prayer circle for our fellow Forum Wars friends? I know that so many of them are suffering, and need our help to climb out of their self-imposed darkness. (And just between you and me, I believe that some of these young people are possessed.)

I so look forward to continued conversation with you.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood