Sometimes I daydream about meeting Morrissey on the street and saying hi. I would want to call him Steven because I feel like I know him so intimately, but I realize I know nothing about him at all, so it would be kind of inappropriate because I know not Steven, but Morrissey.

And then I remember that I am too shy and awkward to ever talk to him if I did see him on the street, and if I did, it would be painfully embarrbuming. Log in to see images!