Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Fine… I’ll admit it. I’m a homosexual.

I’ve been having sex with men for years. There’s only one thing I like more than having a big male reproductive organ in my bum, and that’s having a hot young stud ejaculate his warm baby juice all the way down my throat…until it’s in my soul.

You see Trout, being gay isn’t just about having intercourse with members of the same sex, it’s about loving the whole process. That’s right, I’m not just gay and love men, I love the IDEA of gay. It’s me, through and through, and if you have a problem with that, well the only thing I ask is that you stop having sex with my mother so often.

I know she enjoys it, but if we’re not on the same page, I wouldn’t be able to bear the thought of you giving her so many orgasms every night.

Love,

Jalapeno Bootyhole

You’re a fabulous person.

Hate,

Evil Trout

P.S. You’re a fabulous person.