”In summer, this Thrice-Cursed City is hotter than a temple whore on a stove; in winter, it’s colder than my wife’s woman's genitals. Can’t the bloody gods make up their damned minds and be constant for a ****ing change?” Imbrifale, Innkeeper of the Third Leg

 

Welcome to the City! A few things up front:

– OOC talk in italics: Damn you, DM!
– Dice rolls in bold: Roll Ref (+5) to avoid falling off the fat girl.
– Confidential information in spoilers. When I post these, they’re usually preceded by the intended recipients in italics: Voaer:The fat girl is actually a demon in disguise.
– Everything else in plain text.

As agreed earlier on, I’ll be making the rolls for everyone. As your first post, please post up your character sheet (in code) with a brief physical description- and some character history- of yourself in italics. While the character history is not compulsory, it’s certainly encouraged!

Interest thread here.