Evil Trout Posted:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hey Trout, remember that time you came over to collect that money I owed you for drugs, only to find me bent down on the ground with a huge black dildo up my bum while three other guys stood around me in a circle jerking off?

Please don’t ever mention that on Flamebate.

No problem man. Long as you don’t mention that time in ‘99 when you called me on my cell and I was trying to say, “I can’t talk right now,” but it was muffled and you couldn’t really hear me, and I just kept repeating myself. And you only found out years later that I literally couldn’t talk, because at the time, I was trying to break the Guinness World Record for the Most male reproductive organs Shoved in One Man’s Mouth at the Same Time.

Yeah, man. I never really got over that, either. That was weird.