Sux2BU Posted:

You have the bathroom to yourself, and a female housemate to **** off?

Jizz.

Jizz over everything.

You have access to the internet, and therefore have everything you need to cover the place in a fine coating of baby batter. Especially make sure to get it over her toothbrush, combs, and hand towels.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go fap just from thinking about it.

I would, but I think Tiff is in one of those bi-curious phases. Id hate to have such a wonderful plan backfire.