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daisy_fungus

Avatar: Crying Statue

[The Flamers of Loa-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Ack Thbbbt Posted:

i smear shyt al ovr my hands whn i take a dump kuz i don’t kno hao to use toilet paper. wiull yall teach me?

Aw! You poor kid! Here, I’ll give you some advice: wrap each hand with toilet paper like you’re making little mummy costumes for each hand. Wrap your hands around and around until they are wrapped up real good. Then when you go to wipe, no matter how confused you get, the hand doing the wiping will have paper on it!

Oh, and make sure to take the t.p. off your hands and throw it in the toilet before you flush, or you will be in a Log in to see images!

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