Since I don’t have time to run a klan on my own, and would like yet another forum to read, I’m looking for a klan that might want me. I have the following to offer:

1) No actual useful information about Episode 2.

2) 2923 Flezz, 336519 Cred, 286 Forums Pwned, and 7 Medals for your all-important klan epeen.

3) Poor trolling efforts on the public forums.

4) The ability to ban players which I will steadfastly refuse to do just because you ask.

5) No help whatsoever in getting vanilla scoops.

With all that, I can’t see how anyone would not want me! I’ll consider offers as they no doubt roll in. An active and entertaining private forum with lots of porn is a plus. Thank you for your time.