I’m still not getting it.

@Fail: see the OP.

@Paraone: I do that all the time. Am I already a troll?

@BoP: But I’m not a mean person, I’m a nice person. Except when I ban people, then I guess I’m mean. And I do speak my mind, and I’m not a fabulous person head. I don’t even know what one is. Are you one? Could you tell me how to become one?

@Bigguyinblack: I read the wikipedia entry but I don’t trust wikipedia. Are you saying they’re accurate in this one case?

@Fail: But if they make me look stupid, then how does anyone else know I won?

@Amasius: Oops. Guess I won’t ask you any questions then. Thanks for that advice; I’ll add it to my limited repertoire.

@Sancdar: That looks like it takes too long. While I’m certainly capable of going on and on and on, doing so just seems rather forced, and would take too much of my time. I don’t have a lot of time, so I’m looking for ways to troll that wouldn’t take a lot of time. If there’s some less time-consuming way of trolling, I’d find that information much more useful, and would presumably adopt those methodologies as I continue my pursuit of adeptness as the fine art of the troll.

tl;dr: More advice, please!