...does anybody know where I can go to find girls that will take it up the bum? Honestly, I didn’t even want it that much until my ex said “I’ll do anything except blah blah blah blah and anal.” I don’t really remember the rest, it was pretty boring stuff, like horse enjoy, or something. But anyway, I want to know where I can find a girl who I can just **** in her bum, and then not have to call her in the morning. And not a shemale, or a male. I want a nice, tight, female bum.

Even better if she’s 18 (or like… 16, but don’t tell). :-O