TORNBUG Posted:

Huh? The +1 defense upgrades cost the same as the +1 offense upgrades at the equivalent level.

Also, the heterozygous tiger gives +5 offense, the troll club gives +3/+3. The troll club costs over twice as much for -2 offense and +3 defense, and +15 douchebaggery. That makes no sense unless defense is supposed to be roughly equivalent to offense. The only item I see that fits what you’re saying is hazardous waste vs thieved identity.

I could have sworn that in upgrades Offense costs more than Defense. I’ll check again with my next level up. Of course everything I’m saying now is based purely on my experience as an Emo Kid: accordingly, other clbumes may have it different.

Item-wise, we Emos have two tattoos that each add +20 tears and +1 off/def each. The one that gives you +1 off costs 176, while the one that gives you +1 def costs 141.