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Macho The Gentleman's Club: The Road To Truth

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Me to be receiving bumignment from Mills earlier today.

Seems this group to be known as “Gentleman’s Club” up to some shady business.

The US government, the Japanese government, and exploding mutant zombie fetuses maybe to be involved.

Me and my team of bumbumins to be having mission to find island where Gentleman’s club to be hiding and find out what we can.

Also to be killing restaurant owner cause he charged for refills.

The lord to be smiling, and the devil to be having mercy.

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

****. There’s more than 14. *spit*

Those bastards are breeding…

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Finally, after to have being on hours long boat trip, making it to this godforsaken island. Aughta to be killing them all just for the inconvenience.

Anyway, to be having a photograph of some guy to be called “fact is it” or something. Not to be remembering if me to be rescuing him or to be killing him. Guess to be figuring those details out later. (spit)

Anyway, where to be getting some food around here.

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

SuperHappyFunKitty Posted:

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Finally, after to have being on hours long boat trip, making it to this godforsaken island. Aughta to be killing them all just for the inconvenience.

Anyway, to be having a photograph of some guy to be called “fact is it” or something. Not to be remembering if me to be rescuing him or to be killing him. Guess to be figuring those details out later. (spit)

Anyway, where to be getting some food around here.

FALL ON YOUR KNEES BEFORE ME CAT! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF POWER!

Wow, I can fly, and is that stupid cat threatening the Gentlemens Club? He’d be much better off just DOING AS I SAY AND WORSHIPING ME NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!!!


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Wuzzat!!! Take it to the streets!!! Peace out, beotch!!!

I’ll to be finding my way into those headquarters like a **** PEACE OUT!!!

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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To be needing to get into headquarters. Back door to being locked shut with large padlock. To being able to pick that lock with no problem, holmes. To be in now. To be seeing if I can find somebody to shoot.

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

oh god be careful kitty don’t die ;o;


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Died

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

You're the only one?  What harm can you cause?


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

crayoncakes Posted:

oh god be careful kitty don’t die ;o;

FOOL! KITTY WILL DIE YOU WILL DIE, ALL MORTALS WILL DIE!

SOON WILL BE THE END OF DAYS AND ALL SHALL WITNESS MY POWER HEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHE HEHEHEHHEHE

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Log in to see images! MONKATRICE edited this message on 06/28/2008 11:16PM


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Not to be worrying, we all are to being dead already.
WTF!?!?! What you to be doing here, CrayonCakes?

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Died Posted:

You're the only one?  What harm can you cause?

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Oh, hello sir.

I am to being here to see your leader.

To be telling him I am to being here to kill him.

(smashes nearby wall with head)

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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Dayum, Mills told us we only had to collect information, not to be killing anybody.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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(turns himself invisible and runs down the hallway)

Died

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3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

Our leader is currently away on business and I guess I'm active leader since 00M has had an 'accident.'


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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL BE DOING ANY KILLING THIS DAY IS YOURS TRULY

YOU CANNOT HOPE TO STAND AGAINST ME WAPANESE FLESHBAG

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE YOUR TIME IS AT AN END


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

SuperHappyFunKitty Posted:

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(turns himself invisible and runs down the hallway)

FOOL! WITH MY DEMONIC EYES I CAN PENETRATE BEYOND MORTAL SIGHT, AND YOU…YOU HAVE BREATHED YOUR LAST


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Died Posted:

Our leader is currently away on business and I guess I'm active leader since 00M has had an 'accident.'

MORTAL YOUR LEADER DID NOT HAVE AN “ACCIDENT” HE WAS SIMPLY TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT HE WAS BEING USED LIKE A PAWN TO FURTHER MY PLANS!


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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(leaps up on the roof, runs to the other side, and fires a bunch of shots at the demon monkey)

You to being ****ed, holmes!!!

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

SuperHappyFunKitty Posted:

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(leaps up on the roof, runs to the other side, and fires a bunch of shots at the demon monkey)

You to being ****ed, holmes!!!

HEHEHEHEHHEHE BULLETS? YOU BRING BULLETS TO TRY AND STOP ME?

YOU ARE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE!


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Jesus ****ing Christ at all of the monkey clones to being in this place.

To be going to have to destroy them all just cause.

(triple charges his gun and fires like crazy)

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