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Macho The Gentleman's Club: The Road To Truth

Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
2

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

THE ONLY THING MORE PATHETIC THAN TRYING TO USE BULLETS ON ME IS THE WAY YOU TALK LIKE CARLOS MENCIA


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Christ you are one tough cookie.

(fires grenade launchers at demon monkey)

Now, who is the boss here, the monkey or the dead guy?

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

SuperHappyFunKitty Posted:

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Christ you are one tough cookie.

(fires grenade launchers at demon monkey)

Now, who is the boss here, the monkey or the dead guy?

YOUR NINE LIVES WILL RUN OUT SOON FOOL! I AM IMMORTAL! HEHEHEHEHEHE HEH


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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And yet you are a LVL 2 Rere (spit)

Died

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3

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

Seeing as the founder (gentlemen) is away on business its difficult to say, though seeing as 00M is insane at the moment,
 I feel safe to bumume I'm in charge for now.


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Hythloday

Avatar: 46087 Thu Oct 16 17:16:30 -0400 2008

Level 18 Hacker

Ghost in the Machine

Died Posted:

Seeing as the founder (gentlemen) is away on business its difficult to say, though seeing as 00M is insane at the moment,
 I feel safe to bumume I'm in charge for now.

bumumption:
Faulty.

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

SuperHappyFunKitty Posted:

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And yet you are a LVL 2 Rere (spit)

I AM BEYOND YOUR PUNY MIND’S ABILITY TO COMPREHEND! HEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHE!

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Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Died, what’s going on. Toronto was successful, but we’re being attacked by a cat? Do you want me to put it out?


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Died

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Re-Re

Miss Trent Posted:

Died, what’s going on. Toronto was successful, but we’re being attacked by a cat? Do you want me to put it out?

I'm uncertain, I haven't ranked him as a threat since he just plays with 00M, like the animals/demons they are.

If things seem to get out of hand feel free to step in.


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Look, bros. You have to forgive my partner. We are here on a peacefinding mission. Mills said you would have information leading to us keeping ties between the US and Japan from being severed and the exploding mutant fetuses from taking over the world. We just want the info and we will be on out way.

Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Here, kitty kitty kitty…

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Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

It appears the kitty has curled up somewhere for a nap. Nevermind, I’ll find him in the morning and give him a nice stroking.


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

(equips wind ring and blows bowl over with huge gust of wind)

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Wuzzait!!! To be ****ing dope wicked ill stupid wit dis gay bum bowl ****ing ****. Takit to the streets PEACE OUT!!!

(runs out of the room at lightning speed)

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

(comes across a puddle of blood on the floor)

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To being such a mess here. I to be cleaning it up.

(slits wrist and absorbs all the blood, finding a cryptic message underneath)

This must be a clue.

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****? ARE YOU ****IN’ CAT FROM ****IN’ JAPAN? **** YOU ALL JAPS, I ****IN’ HATE YOU YELLOW ****IN’ PEOPLE

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

(enters a hallway with a bunch of locked doors)

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This must to be where they are to be keeping that guy I am to be killing…or rescuing. Guess I need to be finding him.

(starts smashing doors open with head, causing alarms to go off and people start running all over the place)

Tangolho

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Oh noes a epic adventure Log in to see images!

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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What the hell?!?!?! (spit) Where the **** all these people to be coming from?

(starts shooting everybody)

Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Kitty, I think you’ll find you’re surrounded. I demand you cease whatever nonsense this is immediately, if you don’t want my mates to be wearing you for slippers in the morning.


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Miss Trent

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Can one of you boys subdue this cat? I’ve got to get back to the monkey before he gets himself into trouble


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