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Un0riginal

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[Hotdog]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Well… my turn.

My name is Daniel, and I live in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

I’m 23 years old and almost graduating as a software engineer. I created this account much earlier this year but I was never around much after beating episode 1. Since I’m currently burned out on all my other games I’m giving FW another spin.

I’m commonly found on Incit posting unfunny jokes. IDC bugs on me every other minute, so I tend to not bother with it.

Un0riginal edited this message on 09/25/2008 7:54PM

Clarity

Avatar: Tight Skirt
2

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

coreyjess Posted:

Ok, finally getting around to this.

My name is Corey, I’m a 32 year old, married robotics engineer with 2 kids.

FYI, I’m Jess. I’m obviously a mom, same age, same kids. New to FW, but generally enjoying it. Most of you are freaks, but so is Corey, so it’s ok.

Clarity edited this message on 09/27/2008 5:15AM

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

how big is corey’s male reproductive organ jw

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

iIRZ Posted:

how big is corey’s male reproductive organ jw

i am part of the club of people that want to know this

Clarity

Avatar: Tight Skirt
2

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

iIRZ Posted:

how big is corey’s male reproductive organ jw

Judging by your title, I can see why you would want to know.

There is a reason I married him despite the fact that he’s a geek. That should tell you something.

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Clarity Posted:

Judging by your title, I can see why you would want to know.

There is a reason I married him despite the fact that he’s a geek. That should tell you something.

*he’s rich with a tiny male reproductive organ

*no one else would ever love you

*arranged marriage

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

Clarity Posted:

Judging by your title, I can see why you would want to know.

There is a reason I married him despite the fact that he’s a geek. That should tell you something.

you couldn’t live in your dad’s basement anymore and didnt want to get a job ¿-¿

CoreyJess

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

he’s rich with a tiny male reproductive organ

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nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

*your mother sold you to a wealthy european prostitution ring to sustain her cocaine addiction

nanafagjesus edited this message on 09/25/2008 9:50PM

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

*your atrophied legs prevented your from running from the masked man in the alleyway

Clarity

Avatar: Tight Skirt
2

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 22 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

he’s rich with a tiny male reproductive organ

yeah, that’s about right.

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

*your morbid obesity and lack of social skills guaranteed you’d never find love so you sold yourself on the internet to a stranger

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

*you’re actually coryjess’s alt

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

*you’re actually coryjess’s alt

Yup, but only cause I don’t want to get banned so that she can trade jabs with you guys. After the first ban, she can get her own damn account.

iIRZ

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

iIRZ is a funny fine upstanding member of society, which is to say that he did WTC and your mom

control your damn woman corey **** is crazy

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

bump for newfabulous persons and also cos the last page of this thread is the greatest thing ever

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MikePattonFa-
nboi

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Thanks, Your Mom.

You can call me Mil, or Millicent or Milberto or “STFU bumhole, no one gives a **** about you” or “GTFO newfabulous person”, it truly matters little. When you live in a land that survived 4 wars, 2 violent divorces and worst economic crisis since Germans decided it was cool to add lots of zeros on their money there’s not many things that can bother a person.

This place seems cool enough with enough cool cats, so g’evening people. Whenever anyone wants a free turkish coffee, one shall get a picture of it.

MikePattonFanboi edited this message on 11/13/2008 2:28PM

mary misanth-
rope

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Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Hey I never saw this.

I’m Vanessa. I’m 25 and I live in Portland, Maine.

I have a ****ty 9-5 job, and I smoke a lot of pot and have silly adventures.

Oliver Klosh-
off

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5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Might as well try to start this thread up again.

I’m Hunter, a 17 year old high school student living in Marion, Iowa. I’m currently taking two AP clbumes, Calculus and World History, along with a writing and economics clbum.

I have no part-time job, so essentially I’m a lazy ****, but I might find one soon.

My IGN, “Oliver Kloshoff”, is actually a nickname that I have around my school (Send me a Tubmail for details on how I recieved this title. SPOILER ALERT: no nudity is involved).

Why am I telling you all this?

Because I don’t really care, and the thread told me to do so.

-Durandal

Avatar: 82515 Thu Nov 20 16:25:59 -0500 2008

[Citadel]

Level 34 Hacker

T-Minus 15.193792102158E9 years until the universe closes!

I am someone.

I am a history student at a university.

I study history because Vikings ****ing kick bum.

The reason I’m not telling you who I am is because I don’t want you to hunt me down.

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