My Retirement from The Gentlemen's Club

Bill_Murray_-
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[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

While spying on my so called “superiors”, I overheard this:

<monkey in a suit with a gun> So what do you think of that Lara Croft?

<Gentlemen> I think quite highly of her.
<monkey in a suit with a gun> Why would that be?
<Gentlemen> She’s under the table, giving me a handjob right now.
<monkey in a suit with a gun> Intriguing. Any chance I could get in on that?
<Gentlemen> Why not? She’s the klan **** after all.

Upon hearing this, I stabbed Gentlemen’s thigh with a fork that had found it’s way to the floor and stormed out of the room. I’d rather work solo then alongside them any longer.

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:24AM

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Veer

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my only complaint is that you people are happy

how will this affect your role as captain soda?

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:34AM

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Gentlemen

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start your engines

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:37AM

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Scul-Fuk-Der

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 1 Re-Re

further knowledge of the organization's juvenile actions shames me once more, but for my work to continue i must remain a member.

there is nothing to see here.

Agent-X edited this message on 07/19/2008 X:XXAM

Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:40AM

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scully

38.89"

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Lara Croft Posted:

While spying on my so called “superiors”, I overheard . . . Upon hearing this, I stabbed Gentlemen’s thigh with a fork that had found it’s way to the floor and stormed out of the room. I’d rather work solo then alongside them any longer.

See, a different level of respect would have been gained had you stabbed…elsewhere. Nothing serves as such a powerful reminder/warning as male reproductive organ-kabob.

*spank*

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:41AM

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nanalatinoje-
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YOUR FORUMS

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Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

i remember when you were pimptastic froth and were still as ****ty a poster as you are now

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:48AM

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TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

does anyone even care what you do?

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:52AM

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Bill_Murray_-
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19.1"

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

scullyangel Posted:

See, a different level of respect would have been gained had you stabbed…elsewhere. Nothing serves as such a powerful reminder/warning as male reproductive organ-kabob.
*spank*
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I can’t reveal too much, but stabbing “elsewhere” would become troublesome, to say the least.

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Posted On: 06/19/2008 12:57AM

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