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The Ballad o-
f Johnny Bur-
ma

Avatar: The Ballad of Johnny Burma's Avatar

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

These are really emo lyrics, guys.

“Girlfriend” by The Modern Lovers

If I were to walk to the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston

Well, first I’d go to the room where they keep the Cezanne

But if I had by my side a girlfriend

Then I could look through the paintings

I could look right through them

Because I’d have found something that I understand

I understand a girlfriend.

That’s a girl friend

Said G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N

That’s a girlfriend, baby

That’s something that I understand

Alright

I walk through the Fenway, I have my heart in my hands

I understand a girlfriend

That’s a girl friend

Oh that’s a G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N

Well that’s a girlfriend, baby

That’s something that I understand.

Four o’clock in the afternoon in the Fenway,

I have my heart in my hands

I understand a girlfriend

That’s a girlfriend

That’s G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N

That’s a girlfriend, baby

Well that’s something that I understand.


TeeKayEff

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

My uncle has a country place, that no one knows about

He says it used to be a farm, before the motor law

And on sundays I elude the eyes and hop the turbine freight

To far outside the wire, where my white-haired uncle waits.

Jump to the ground

As the turbo slows to cross the borderline

Run like the wind,

As excitement shivers up and down my spine

Down in his barn

My uncle preserved for me, an old machine —-

For fifty-odd years

To keep it as new has been his dearest dream

I strip away the old debris, that hides a shining car

A brilliant red barchetta, from a better, vanished time

I fire up the willing engine, responding with a roar

Tires spitting gravel, I commit my weekly crime…

Wind in my hair —-

Shifting and drifting —-

Mechanical music —-

Adrenalin surge —-

Well-weathered leather

Hot metal and oil

The scented country air

Sunlight on chrome

The blur of the landscape

Every nerve aware

Suddenly, ahead of me, across the mountainside

A gleaming alloy air-car shoots towards me, two lanes wide

I spin around with shrieking tires, to run the deadly race

Go screaming through the valley as another joins the chase

Drive like the wind

Straining the limits of machine and man

Laughing out loud

With fear and hope, Ive got a desperate plan

At the one-lane bridge

I leave the giants stranded

At the riverside

Race back to the farm

To dream with my uncle

At the fireside…


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

****IN GG

“Expose Yourself To Kids”

Let’s **** some kids, they can’t say no

Molest them now before they grow

Threaten them with oral sex

Expose yourself to incest

‘Cause it’s alright to expose yourself to kids

Do it now before they grow up and it’s too late

Find an elementary school at recess time

Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Suck a little hairless crack

Hold ‘em down, they can’t fight back

Watch ‘em scream and cry with fear

****ing woman's genitals don’t tell nobody dear

‘Cause it’s alright to expose yourself to kids

Do it now before they grow up and it’s too late

Find an elementary school at recess time

Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Alright, expose yourself to kids

Do it now before they grow up and it’s too late

Find an elementary school at recess time

Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Say I’m a pervert, it’s OK

Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you ****ing ****

Child abuse is on my mind

Little ****ing kids I’m soon to find

But it’s alright, expose yourself to kids

Do it now before they grow up and it’s too late

Find an elementary school at recess time

Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Do it now before they grow up and it’s too late

Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Find an elementary school at recess time

Pull your male reproductive organ in front of them and masturbate


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