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Contest EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED

deMonSPaWN Posted:

FOR ONE SUCH AS YOU WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING? YES, IT IS NECESSARY

THOUGH ULTIMATELY ALL YOU MUST DO IS INVITE ME INTO YOUR BODY

A PROMISE SPOKEN THRICE IS BINDING

IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD YOU SHOULD TRY AN EXORCISM…BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Fine, I sang your name three times, now get your sulfur smelling bum into my body, so we can get this thing over with.

Also Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is the song I had to hum to get Jefferson Airplane out of my head from an incident earlier today. Would you have preferred White Rabbit?

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/28/2008 2:04AM

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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

WITH FOREPLAY LIKE THAT NO WONDER YOU’RE SINGLE

IT’S NOT MY NAME THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART FOOL…IT’S THE INVITATION


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deMonSPaWN Posted:

WITH FOREPLAY LIKE THAT NO WONDER YOU’RE SINGLE

IT’S NOT MY NAME THAT’S THE IMPORTANT PART FOOL…IT’S THE INVITATION

Hey! I’ve been with my share of…I almost got married once…I mean it’s not like I’m lonely or something….well that’s not really important right now.

*Speaking authoritatively* deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

NOW YOU’RE GETTING IT

I KNEW YOU COULDN’T BE AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK

TWICE MORE AND I MAY BE ABLE TO FREE MYSELF FROM THIS ELECTRONIC PRISON

deMonSPaWN edited this message on 06/28/2008 2:10AM

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deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL.

This reminds me of Beetlejuice.

deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Also Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is the song I had to hum to get Jefferson Airplane out of my head from an incident earlier today. Would you have preferred White Rabbit?

YES…OR BETTER YET, SOME BLACK METAL. OR BETTER STILL, THE SMURFS THEME SONG.


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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

This reminds me of Beetlejuice.

THAT’S BECAUSE THEY BASED IT LOOSELY ON REAL OCCULT KNOWLEDGE YOU SIMPERING SIMIAN

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL.

deMonSPaWN I INVITE YOU WITHIN MY MORTAL SHELL.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

YES, I CAN FEEL IT…

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...AND I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE I REALLY REALLY NEED A SHOWER


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Well…I don’t feel anything…wait…

That light, is that a human? It’s…it’s his soul, the soul of a human, and I can see it.

And, and it’s making me feel…hungry?

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/28/2008 2:31AM

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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

MAN I DON’T KNOW WHY THE BOSS GAVE ME THIS bumIGNMENT, IT’S COMPLETELY INSANE

DAMN I COULD USE A BANANA RIGHT ABOUT NOW


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Hey you! Mortal…Human I mean. Uhmmm can we talk a minute? I just want to discuss an offer I’d like to make with you ABOUT YOUR IMORTAL SOUL! HEHEHEHE! AHEM I mean…oh **** you’d better scram before you get … RUN MORTAL! FLEE IN FEAR FLESHBAG! HEHEHEHE!

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/28/2008 2:30AM

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deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

This whole possession thing? Really strange. It reminds me of the time I gave a piggyback ride to a mandrill. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea.


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HEHEHEHE! I AM FREE FREE OF THAT ACCURSED COMPUTER! FREE TO WREAK MY VENGEANCE UPON SG94!

SOON WILL COME THE END OF DAYS AND I WILL FEAST UPON THE SOULS OF ALL FLESH!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

OH OH oh owww, holy **** cramps, bad cramps. AARRRRGGGGHHH!

.... That can’t be right…that’s impossible!

Did I just, did I just lay an egg?

HEHEHEHEHEHE FOOLS NOW YOU BEGIN TO SEE THE FULLNESS OF MY PLAN! HEHEHEHE HEHEHEHE!

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/28/2008 2:53AM

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TheColderSho-
ulder

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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

this transformation is taking longer than an episode of dbz


My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

deMonSPaWN

Avatar: 43152 2010-02-03 13:32:04 -0500

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

TheColderShoulder Posted:

this transformation is taking longer than an episode of dbz

YEAH BUT THE WRITING IS WAY BETTER

ALMOST THERE…ALMOST THERE…

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..........


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Monkey in a -
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Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

HA!


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

Monkey in a -
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DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

THE POWER…OH, THE POWER….ThIS is better than like two banana trees at once


NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

TheColderSho-
ulder

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
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[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

HOLY ****


My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

TheColderSho-
ulder

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
2

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

TheColderShoulder Posted:

i demand flying demon monkeys

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My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

TheColderShoulder Posted:

HOLY ****

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HOLY **** FLESHBAG FOOL, BUT YOU SHALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!!

I wonder if this fire will ruin my suit… it better not it cost me a damned fortune.

MONKATRICE edited this message on 06/28/2008 2:59AM

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Monkey in a -
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Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

SOON, MORTALS, YOU SHALL BE IN A WORLD OF ****

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 06/28/2008 3:04AM

NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

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