FigureWithMeat1954 Posted:

is it too late to offer my soul?

IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO OFFER ME YOUR SOUL. HEHEHEHEHE

TOO LATE TO GET ANY BP’S FOR IT THOUGH, YOU MISSED OUT LOSER! HEHEHEHE HEHEHE HEHE HEH

FigureWithMeat1954 Posted:

can you take my soul and change it into a BP and then give it to me?

if you can’t do that you’re a pink coloured sissy girly man

you’re not a pink coloured sissy girly man, are you?

IF I WANTED TO DO THAT I COULD. BUT YOU WANT ME TO SO I WON’T HHEHEHHEHEH! **** YOU FOOLISH MEATBAG!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHE HEH

Janie Posted:

Demonmonkey, can you meet me tomorrow? I once talked with DemonSpawn about birthing his offspring once he was, you know, made manifest and all. I wanna chat about that a little. In the woods. Can you make it?

CHILD, DID YOU THINK ME SO FOOLISH THAT I WOULD NOT SEE THE TRAP YOU LAID OUT FOR ME? HEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHE! I WILL STILL EAT YOU, ER MEET YOU BECAUSE IT AMUSES ME TO DO SO AND BECAUSE YOUR FOOLISH TRICKS CANNOT STOP ME ANYWAY.

Janie Posted:

OK, Demonmonkey, here I am, then. No traps, no bananas, no virgin blood except what’s in my body.

I call you out by your name:

deMonSPaWN

I cast you out by the purity of these healing herbs, by the light of this cyrstal, and by the innocence of my soul *cough*. You cannot harm me, because I do not invite you in.

Three times will I call your name!

And…um…then you will return to the place from which you came.

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HEHEHEHE DID YOU SAY PURITY OF YOUR SOUL? THE LITTLE GIRL MADE A FUNNY

I call your name again:

deMonSPaWN

I call you out by the pull of the moon and the fire of the sun and the dark, coolness of the earth and all that grows in it.

I will call your name three times. Then, you’ll…you’ll just be sorry you ever bothered that poor, flea-ridden monkey!

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Janie Posted:

I call your name again:

deMonSPaWN

I call you out by the pull of the moon and the fire of the sun and the dark, coolness of the earth and all that grows in it.

I will call your name three times. Then, you’ll…you’ll just be sorry you ever bothered that poor, flea-ridden monkey!

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I WAS SORRY I DID THIS FROM THE FIRST MOMENT ON…YOU CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FEEL THIS ITCHY FORM THIS MANY FLEAS.

I HATE TO BE ITCHY!

Janie Posted:

Then I’ll make you a deal, demon. I give you a better, more comfortable body to inhabit:

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YOU OFFER ME YOURSELF? A MOST TEMPTING OFFER! WHY?

i can watch the demonic inhabitation so its legit, dont worry im a cpa

Janie Posted:

No tricks. You can inhabit my body. And you won’t have to come out of my bum like you would the monkey. But you do have to leave him to get here. I don’t have fleas. And I eat better food than bananas. And you’ll be able to use my hands to feel my mammary glands all day long…

I AM TIRED OF THIS CONSTANT CRAVING FOR BANANAS. I AM VERY TIRED OF ITCHING

YOU STILL HAVE NOT TOLD ME WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS. IT’S SOME KINKY EMO THING ISN’T IT? HEHEHEHE

AN INTERESTING OFFER TO BE SURE THOUGH YOUR PRESUMPTION THAT I WOULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING MAKES ME LAUGH! HEHEHEHEHEHE SEE?

WHY SHOULD I NOT JUST TAKE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND GIVE YOU NOTHING?

OH VERY WELL CHILD, SINCE YOUR ARROGANCE AND PRESUMPTION AMUSES ME AND SINCE I AM TIRED OF FLEAS, YOU HAVE A DEAL HEHEHEHEHEHE ONE YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET I bumURE YOU!