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Contest EASIEST BROWNIE POINTS YOU'VE EVER EARNED

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

FigureWithMeat1954 Posted:

is it too late to offer my soul?

IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO OFFER ME YOUR SOUL. HEHEHEHEHE

TOO LATE TO GET ANY BP’S FOR IT THOUGH, YOU MISSED OUT LOSER! HEHEHEHE HEHEHE HEHE HEH


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FigureWithMe-
at1954

Avatar: 49303 Sat Oct 18 14:30:54 -0400 2008
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[watmm]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

can you take my soul and change it into a BP and then give it to me?

if you can’t do that you’re a pink coloured sissy girly man

you’re not a pink coloured sissy girly man, are you?


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

FigureWithMeat1954 Posted:

can you take my soul and change it into a BP and then give it to me?

if you can’t do that you’re a pink coloured sissy girly man

you’re not a pink coloured sissy girly man, are you?

IF I WANTED TO DO THAT I COULD. BUT YOU WANT ME TO SO I WON’T HHEHEHHEHEH! **** YOU FOOLISH MEATBAG!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHE HEH


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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

Avatar: 48397 Thu Oct 16 01:53:11 -0400 2008
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

FigureWithMeat1954 Posted:

can you take my soul and change it into a BP and then give it to me?

if you can’t do that you’re a pink coloured sissy girly man

you’re not a pink coloured sissy girly man, are you?

YOUR SOUL ISN’T WORTH A BROWNIE POINT

JUST BECAUSE I’M A DEMON-POSSESSED MONKEY DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN SUCKER ME WITH DAMAGED GOODS

Monkey in a suit with a DEMON edited this message on 06/29/2008 4:35PM

NO ONE CAN OPPOSE ME, I AM THE GREATEST SIMIAN SECRET AGENT OF ALL TIME, IMBUED WITH UNHOLY POWER. SOON YOU ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH THE END TIMES UPON THIS NAIVE AND UNSUSPECTING SECULARIZED WORLD.

MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

Demonmonkey, can you meet me tomorrow? I once talked with DemonSpawn about birthing his offspring once he was, you know, made manifest and all. I wanna chat about that a little. In the woods. Can you make it?

CHILD, DID YOU THINK ME SO FOOLISH THAT I WOULD NOT SEE THE TRAP YOU LAID OUT FOR ME? HEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHE! I WILL STILL EAT YOU, ER MEET YOU BECAUSE IT AMUSES ME TO DO SO AND BECAUSE YOUR FOOLISH TRICKS CANNOT STOP ME ANYWAY.

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK, Demonmonkey, here I am, then. No traps, no bananas, no virgin blood except what’s in my body.

I call you out by your name:

deMonSPaWN

I cast you out by the purity of these healing herbs, by the light of this cyrstal, and by the innocence of my soul *cough*. You cannot harm me, because I do not invite you in.

Three times will I call your name!

And…um…then you will return to the place from which you came.

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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

OK, Demonmonkey, here I am, then. No traps, no bananas, no virgin blood except what’s in my body.

I call you out by your name:

deMonSPaWN

I cast you out by the purity of these healing herbs, by the light of this cyrstal, and by the innocence of my soul *cough*. You cannot harm me, because I do not invite you in.

Three times will I call your name!

And…um…then you will return to the place from which you came.

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HEHEHEHE DID YOU SAY PURITY OF YOUR SOUL? THE LITTLE GIRL MADE A FUNNY


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

AND IS THAT OREGANO? HAHAHEHEHEHEHE YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AREN’T YOU?


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

I call your name again:

deMonSPaWN

I call you out by the pull of the moon and the fire of the sun and the dark, coolness of the earth and all that grows in it.

I will call your name three times. Then, you’ll…you’ll just be sorry you ever bothered that poor, flea-ridden monkey!

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Tarman

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Janie Posted:

I call your name again:

deMonSPaWN

I call you out by the pull of the moon and the fire of the sun and the dark, coolness of the earth and all that grows in it.

I will call your name three times. Then, you’ll…you’ll just be sorry you ever bothered that poor, flea-ridden monkey!

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Good stuff, bro \m/


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

I call your name again:

deMonSPaWN

I call you out by the pull of the moon and the fire of the sun and the dark, coolness of the earth and all that grows in it.

I will call your name three times. Then, you’ll…you’ll just be sorry you ever bothered that poor, flea-ridden monkey!

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I WAS SORRY I DID THIS FROM THE FIRST MOMENT ON…YOU CANNOT IMAGINE WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FEEL THIS ITCHY FORM THIS MANY FLEAS.

I HATE TO BE ITCHY!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Then I’ll make you a deal, demon. I give you a better, more comfortable body to inhabit:

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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

Then I’ll make you a deal, demon. I give you a better, more comfortable body to inhabit:

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YOU OFFER ME YOURSELF? A MOST TEMPTING OFFER! WHY?


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

LITTLE GIRL I SMELL TRICKERY FROM YOU AND THAT WOULD BE MOST UNWISE! I COULD DEVOUR YOU NOW WHETHER YOU ARE WILLING OR NOT!


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CRAFTY-bum-2

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Level 1 Re-Re

i can watch the demonic inhabitation so its legit, dont worry im a cpa

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

No tricks. You can inhabit my body. And you won’t have to come out of my bum like you would the monkey. But you do have to leave him to get here. I don’t have fleas. And I eat better food than bananas. And you’ll be able to use my hands to feel my mammary glands all day long…


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Janie Posted:

No tricks. You can inhabit my body. And you won’t have to come out of my bum like you would the monkey. But you do have to leave him to get here. I don’t have fleas. And I eat better food than bananas. And you’ll be able to use my hands to feel my mammary glands all day long…

I AM TIRED OF THIS CONSTANT CRAVING FOR BANANAS. I AM VERY TIRED OF ITCHING

YOU STILL HAVE NOT TOLD ME WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS. IT’S SOME KINKY EMO THING ISN’T IT? HEHEHEHE


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Well, for starters, I really really want to **** off my dad, and nothing would do that more than me being pregnant. If I wouldn’t look pregnant, that’s ok too, because I’d still have something to hold over the heads of my goth friends, who only wish they had a demon inside them. Also, I figure you might give me some power and stuff.


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

AN INTERESTING OFFER TO BE SURE THOUGH YOUR PRESUMPTION THAT I WOULD GIVE YOU ANYTHING MAKES ME LAUGH! HEHEHEHEHEHE SEE?

WHY SHOULD I NOT JUST TAKE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND GIVE YOU NOTHING?

OH VERY WELL CHILD, SINCE YOUR ARROGANCE AND PRESUMPTION AMUSES ME AND SINCE I AM TIRED OF FLEAS, YOU HAVE A DEAL HEHEHEHEHEHE ONE YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET I bumURE YOU!

MONKATRICE edited this message on 06/30/2008 9:21PM

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

OK. Well, what do we do? First you have to leave the monkey…


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