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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

KyoRynn Posted:

NAME: Kyoko

you’ve got the right idea, but the game carries on from the end of the thread, not the beginning. Log in to see images!

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Sick of hesitating, ******** kicks in the door and storms into the room. He is promptly struck by several bullets. In great pain, he glances around quickly.

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Oh dear.

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

hit alt-f4

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Try to get to a safe location to heal if you can’t take the mobs. If you can handle them kill them.

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Angry hobo Posted:

Try to get to a safe location to heal if you can’t take the mobs. If you can handle them kill them.

(we can probably take him, he’s got low HP. If we nail him, we get his chaingun, which’ll help a LOT)

******** eyes the chaingun pointing at him. It starts spinning. Reflexively, he dives back into the large room, hurriedly patching himself up with one of his remaining two medpacks. He stands by the door, readying his shotgun, and waits. And waits. And waits some more. No sign of the ex-captain. Impatiently, ******** swaps back to his pistol and enters the door. He is immediately greeted by a hail of bullets.

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His vision fading in and out, half-unconscious from loss of blood, ******** fires one last desperate shot, catching the captain directly in the head. It dies instantly. Using his last medpack, ******** is still seriously injured, but he’ll live…unless he runs into another captain. However, the near-death experience was totally worth it….

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“Phobos ReLEADed, oh yeah!”

Confidently wielding his new toy, ******** storms into the north room. He is greeted by another conundrum.

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Ok. A creature excellent at melee which can move faster than him and is worrying close, and a creature which can throw fireballs. And whatever else lurks in the darkness. This…..could be a problem. ******** realises he’s also out of medpacks, feeling like rat ****, and doesn’t recall seeing any Globes lying around. The map in the top of the room COULD tell him, except he’d have to deal with his enemies first. Hmmmm.

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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

you really need some health stuff

-backtrack and find some

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 07/15/2008 10:37AM

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

you really need some health stuff

Yes. Yes I do. Is that a suggestion to ****bolt and check another room?

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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

yes be a coward for a bit and run away, go check a few room corners

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

yes be a coward for a bit and run away, go check a few room corners

******** looks at the situation before him. Neither of the monsters seem happy to see him, and he sure as hell isn’t happy to see them. He sods off, retreating into a nearby room, desperate for something, ANYTHING to help him clear out the bastards.

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THANK GOD. ******** uses the pack immediately. He edges back towards the right, keen on taking out his aggressors. He is promptly scorched half to death by two fireballs. Easy come, easy go.

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Ok, ******** is BEYOND ****ed now.

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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

dooooommmedddddddddd….set attitude to ‘i dont care anymore’ from cautious then open up on the bastards, probly only choice

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

dooooommmedddddddddd….set attitude to ‘i dont care anymore’ from cautious then open up on the bastards, probly only choice

(yeah, probably Log in to see images!)

******** has had enough. He is sick to ****ing death of being bullied and terrified is these creatures, and if he’s gonna die, he’s damn well gonna die like a marine! The imp grins, preparing another fireball. Its grin becomes a lot wider when the chaingun opens several new holes in its face. The demon pokes its head around the corner, a stupid expression on its features. ******** doesn’t give it a chance to regret its decision. He storms into the room, destroying an ex-sergeant. Another imp scorches him, but ******** simply roars his anger at it, tearing it apart in a hail of lead. His efforts are thankfully rewarded well:

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Patching himself up with the pack and donning the armor, ******** logs into the computer map. The map reveals another suit of armor, a lever, and absolutely **** all else. At least he knows where the stairs are.

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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

nice thats more like it, check around for goods then check those stairs

wats that puter all about go check it

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 07/15/2008 12:12PM

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

nice thats more like it, check around for goods then check those stairs

wats that puter all about go check it

basically, the computer shows everything (excluding enemies) on the floor. So there’s jack all really. Wanna genocide anything left, or retreat and look for healing items next floor?

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

lets try to heal our selfs on the next floor Log in to see images!

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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

maybe pull that lever..no get health first

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Angry hobo Posted:

lets try to heal our selfs on the next floor Log in to see images!

(I agree)

********, victorious as he feels, is not stupid. He hears menacing sounds. Lots of them. Screw this. He retreats to where the map showed him that the stairs are located, and takes in his new surroundings:

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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

gotta get more health pronto

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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

gotta get more health pronto

(exploring time!)

desperate for something, ANYTHING to sustain his killing spree, ******** stalks his new surroundings. Hearing grunts all around him, he advances cautiously. He opens a door to see an imp, but he’s FAR more keen on what he see behind it…quickly dispatching it, he runs to grab his prize:

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**** yes. Now he has a short bit of time to tear **** the hell up, only question is where should he take his rampage…

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Well we still need to heal don’t we? SO take it on foes that are easy to kill atm.

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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

whats the berserk pack do?

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