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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Angry hobo Posted:

Try to get to a safe location to heal if you can’t take the mobs. If you can handle them kill them.

(we can probably take him, he’s got low HP. If we nail him, we get his chaingun, which’ll help a LOT)

******** eyes the chaingun pointing at him. It starts spinning. Reflexively, he dives back into the large room, hurriedly patching himself up with one of his remaining two medpacks. He stands by the door, readying his shotgun, and waits. And waits. And waits some more. No sign of the ex-captain. Impatiently, ******** swaps back to his pistol and enters the door. He is immediately greeted by a hail of bullets.

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His vision fading in and out, half-unconscious from loss of blood, ******** fires one last desperate shot, catching the captain directly in the head. It dies instantly. Using his last medpack, ******** is still seriously injured, but he’ll live…unless he runs into another captain. However, the near-death experience was totally worth it….

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“Phobos ReLEADed, oh yeah!”

Confidently wielding his new toy, ******** storms into the north room. He is greeted by another conundrum.

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Ok. A creature excellent at melee which can move faster than him and is worrying close, and a creature which can throw fireballs. And whatever else lurks in the darkness. This…..could be a problem. ******** realises he’s also out of medpacks, feeling like rat ****, and doesn’t recall seeing any Globes lying around. The map in the top of the room COULD tell him, except he’d have to deal with his enemies first. Hmmmm.

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