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fabulous personnum PI

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elenaratelimit Posted:

Dearest fabulous personnum:

I have had two prior to this.

They are pretty gay.

You need to thank genetics for my white pallor however.

The sun – it makes me red.

Thank you for the thank you to the thanks of my labia.

Forever and ever, but no 3bp

elenalabia

Dearest Elena:

Why the **** do you get so many fractures?

It seems like too many, you really need more calcium

You should drink more milk,

Or what is your sad fracture-prone condition, with a side order

of extreme whiteness?

Either way, i am here for you

Always your labially scrotalized,

fabulous personnum

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

fabulous personnum PI Posted:

Dearest Elena:

Why the **** do you get so many fractures?

It seems like too many, you really need more calcium

You should drink more milk,

Or what is your sad fracture-prone condition, with a side order

of extreme whiteness?

Either way, i am here for you

Always your labially scrotalized,

fabulous personnum

Dearest fabulous personnum:

Your concern touches me.

My first fracture was at the age of 3 – it was my femur.

A kid ran into me, I pbumed out upon impact, but apparently that’s how it broke.

The second time was a sprain due to a trick in a dance, followed by an unfortunate accident…

I fell and by instinct broke the fall with my sprained hand/wrist.

I was young, 12, and dumber than I am today.

My witeness is due to the glow from the screen syndromegeneticitis… it can lead to death.

Don’t hate me for my disability.

Para siempre,

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fabulous personnum PI

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Dearest Elena:

I didn’t read that last letter properly through drunken haze.

Well that sucks heavily, and my thoughts of your labia

grow sad due to fact that my large male reproductive organ would probably cause

some sort of further fractures and possible death

even if i was very gentle

There is no justice in the world.

labially yours,

fabulous personnum

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

If you have a large male reproductive organ, we may never have coitus.

For I am a small girl, and it won’t fit.

I am sorry, we can’t be labiafriends.

fabulous personnum PI

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Dearest Elena:

I am disabled too so it’s ok

I was born a poor black trout, to a rich white family

then they disowned me. Now i prey upon internet people

Of course it took some life support systems and things,

but i’m still here..or will be when i get back from vegas

Humpingly yours,

fabulous personnum

fabulous personnum PI

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elenaratelimit Posted:

If you have a large male reproductive organ, we may never have coitus.

For I am a small girl, and it won’t fit.

I am sorry, we can’t be labiafriends.

size will be ok, i will shrink alot if you show me oprah winfrey pics during

elenaratelim-
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chica bonita

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fabulous personnum PI

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You just don’t understand what a little gentleness n care does do you

Well…it’s gone a long way for quite a few wimmin, in my case

Trust me, i won’t fracture your labia

fabulous personnum PI

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Of course, after sex i will toss you out on the street

and forget your phone # eh

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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chica bonita

I didn’t give you my phone #, and I would be out before you woke up…

I DON’T WANT A BF JUST LABIA FRACTURE SEX, I ALREADY HAVE 2 BOYFRIENDS IF I NEED SOMEONE TO ANNOY ME AND OPEN MY DOORS

elenaratelimit edited this message on 07/08/2008 6:55PM

fabulous personnum PI

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WELL IF ALL YOU WANT IS LABIAL FRACTURE SEX THEN I CAN HELP YOU

SINCE YOUR CURRENT BFS ARE TOO SMALLmale reproductive organED AND WEAK TO DO IT

LABIALLY FRACTURINGLY YOURS,

fabulous personnum

elenaratelim-
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Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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chica bonita

fabulous personnum PI Posted:

WELL IF ALL YOU WANT IS LABIAL FRACTURE SEX THEN I CAN HELP YOU

SINCE YOUR CURRENT BFS ARE TOO SMALLmale reproductive organED AND WEAK TO DO IT

LABIALLY FRACTURINGLY YOURS,

fabulous personnum

I changed my mind, I want a relationship.

fabulous personnum PI

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YEAH OK WHY NOT, I CAN BE VERY GENTLE AS I FRACTURE YOUR

LABIAL GOODS I’M NICE THAT WAY

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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chica bonita

I DON’T BELIEVE YOU

I’M SORRY

IT’S OVER

BUT WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND YOU CAN GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT THE JERKS I DATE AND HOLLOW ME OUT

fabulous personnum PI

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NO I DEMAND YOU TEST ME NOW I WILL HUMP LABIA

TILL ITS FRACTURED, STOP PLAYIN GAMES

OK THATS IT THE RELATIONSHIPS OFF FOR GOOD NOW

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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chica bonita

NO DON’T LEAVE ME

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fabulous personnum PI

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IM VERY SORRY BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH YOU

NOR EVER WILL BE BUT I AM ALWAYS THINKING

OF YOUR LABIA SO ITS ALMOST LIKE IM A BF

I COME EVERY 93 MINUTES TO YOUR PIC

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

elenaratelim-
it

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chica bonita

A LIFETIME COMMITMENT

ALL YOUR bumETS

YOUR FIRSTBORN

BREAKFAST IN BED

AND YOUR DVD/MUSIC COLLECTION

OH AND YOUR FAVORITE T-SHIRT

THX IN ADVANCE

fabulous personnum PI

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WAIT… HOW MUCH MONEY DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE

Wylin

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[Brainfreeze]

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Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

only up to 124 pages today? slackers.

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