fabulous personnum PI Posted:

Dearest Elena:

Why the **** do you get so many fractures?

It seems like too many, you really need more calcium

You should drink more milk,

Or what is your sad fracture-prone condition, with a side order

of extreme whiteness?

Either way, i am here for you

Always your labially scrotalized,

fabulous personnum

Dearest fabulous personnum:

Your concern touches me.

My first fracture was at the age of 3 – it was my femur.

A kid ran into me, I pbumed out upon impact, but apparently that’s how it broke.

The second time was a sprain due to a trick in a dance, followed by an unfortunate accident…

I fell and by instinct broke the fall with my sprained hand/wrist.

I was young, 12, and dumber than I am today.

My witeness is due to the glow from the screen syndromegeneticitis… it can lead to death.

Don’t hate me for my disability.

Para siempre,

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