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Help Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread

200KillerWas-
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Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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Don't caek me bro!

gigerth Posted:

terrible posters who admit that they are terrible and make no attempts to improve (are intentionally just bad posters, as you claim to be) are generally just banned on most forums

too bad evil trout doesn’t believe in quality control

Gigerth, if ET truly did believe in quality control you would be in deep ****. Simply bagging and not contributing is grounds for permaban.


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

Heat Seeking-
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gigerth Posted:

terrible posters who admit that they are terrible and make no attempts to improve (are intentionally just bad posters, as you claim to be) are generally just banned on most forums

too bad evil trout doesn’t believe in quality control

Too bad you didn’t pick up on the fact that I used BOLD to hi light the word TERRIBLE.

First, go **** yourself, then go look up the word terrible in a dictionary.

Then quit being so ****ing stupid…why do I always have to explain everything to you???


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Too bad you didn’t pick up on the fact that I used BOLD to hi light the word TERRIBLE.

First, go **** yourself, then go look up the word terrible in a dictionary.

Then quit being so ****ing stupid…why do I always have to explain everything to you???

what i said went over your head

oh well


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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i was jealous so i changed his title

200KillerWasps Posted:

Gigerth, if ET truly did believe in quality control you would be in deep ****. Simply bagging and not contributing is grounds for permaban.

pot kettle black fine upstanding member of society


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TUBSWEETIE

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MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

HELLO ANANSI, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO.

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.

SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,

OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.

MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

/1992


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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TUBSWEETIE Posted:

HELLO ANANSI, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO.

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.

SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,

OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.

MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

/1992

OH NOES!!!11!1

Someone else tried to RP what Anansi is trying to RP once before!!! OMG He should be BANNEDED FOR LIFE!!

Wow….all I can say is wow.

RP forums my bum.

You know, you don’t have to ****ing like what he is doing, (I mad eit pretty clear last night that I didn’t) but at least he is TRYING to RP with this.

You woman's genitalss don’t even bother.

I hope that what Gigerth posted about me getting banned is true, I really really do.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/25/2008 3:19AM

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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i was jealous so i changed his title

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

OH NOES!!!11!1

Someone else tried to RP what Anansi is trying to RP once before!!! OMG He should be BANNEDED FOR LIFE!!

Wow….all I can say is wow.

RP forums my bum.

You know, you don’t have to ****ing like what he is doing, (I mad eit pretty clear last night that I didn’t) but at least he is TRYING to RP with this.

You woman's genitalss don’t even bother.

I hope that what Gigerth posted about me getting banned is true, I really really do.

defeatist to boot


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200KillerWasps Posted:

Gigerth, if ET truly did believe in quality control you would be in deep ****. Simply bagging and not contributing is grounds for permaban.


gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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i was jealous so i changed his title

gigerth Posted:

pot kettle black fine upstanding member of society


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gigerth Posted:

defeatist to boot

No, not defeatist, just a part of something I have been trying to point out since the first time I tried RPing and got slammed for it.

These are NOT RP forums.

These are just forums for little kids to shout at each other, make stupid booger fart and male reproductive organ jokes, and pose.

Everything I have done up to this point, was done intentionally to try and drive that point home.

Pants figured it out. He left TSB because of it. Apparently you are too thick.


Anansi

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ProClitLiker Posted:

ok so Wen I m with men I m lucky if they cn make me Orgasm and wit women I can only great times 8 times an hour. I need help noe

Dear ProClitLiker,

Unfortunately many women are in the same boat as you. This is not to say you should accept the status quo. Remember that the most erotic part of you is your mind, and you need to feel safe and secure in order to reach orgasm. In the mean time, before you get checked for STDs, you should probably let Fenk lick your festering woman's genitalshole.

Drive safely on the road to recovery,

Dr. Anansi


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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Too much to read, but it doesn’t matter. You lost me at “your therapist”.

You aren’t my ****ing therapist quack!

You’re not even a doctor, yer just some con artist…which I can totally respect, except you are trying to move in on MY ****ing thread.

Paranoia. This will require a longer course of treatment than some of the others. Are you willing to make the necessary commitment to get better, Fenk?


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crayoncakes Posted:

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Dear Crayoncakes,

There is a movie about other people who had the same problem, and how they overcame their fear. I think you may benefit from watching it. It’s called Them.


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Anansi

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was Posted:

Help Anasi. I think that Fenk is horrible. Is he really that bad, or is something wrong with me?

Both, actually. But what is wrong with you has little or nothing to do with Fenk being a horrible poster. Furthermore, he does not even succeed at being horrible, just mediocre.

As for you, my friend, your life has been thrown off-balance. Stop focusing on the flaws of others and start focusing on improving yourself, that is the way to make a change.

Wishing you good mental health,

Dr. Anansi


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

DOCTOR- I ONCE FELT GUILTY ABOUT ****TROLLING THESE fine upstanding member of societyS. WTFLOL?


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Anansi

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TUBSWEETIE Posted:

HELLO ANANSI, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO.

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.

SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,

OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.

MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

/1992

Hello Tubsweetie,

I can see you are hiding behind old so-called artificial intelligence programs based on ELIZA in order to avoid facing your own feelings. This is okay and a healthy defense mechanism, but someday you will have to climb out of your shell of self-loathing and stare at yourself in the mirror. When that day comes, I recommend Adobe Photoshop CS3 and/or a noose made of ethernet cable.

Wishing you well,

Dr. Anansi


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Anansi

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icwutudidthar Posted:

DOCTOR- I ONCE FELT GUILTY ABOUT ****TROLLING THESE fine upstanding member of societyS. WTFLOL?

Dear icwutudidthar,

It is natural to occasionally reevaluate your place in life, to think about who you might have been had you made different decisions and not hurt certain people. Just remember that they are fine upstanding member of societys and deserve to be treated as such.

Warmest regards,

Dr. Anansi


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

No, not defeatist, just a part of something I have been trying to point out since the first time I tried RPing and got slammed for it.

i still don’t get that. being a bad poster is not ‘correctly rping a troll’. you obvioulsy don’t know what a troll is


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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bumhead

This gimmick might be halfway clever if the OP was named Freud and had a Freud-pic avatar and mentioned a poster’s secret lust for their mother or father in every post. But as is = PHAIL.

Biff Weasley edited this message on 05/25/2008 12:07PM

BirdofPrey

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I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

agreed


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