Good Doctor, I have been reading this thread and I for one want to say that you are providing a great service. I am glad to see someone providing a safe place for others to seek help and find answers that will help them find a better future.

Chito Posted:

Good Doctor, I have been reading this thread and I for one want to say that you are providing a great service. I am glad to see someone providing a safe place for others to seek help and find answers that will help them find a better future.

Dear Chito,

As Dr. Anansi is grateful for your kind and substanceless words, he will give you a bit of free advice:

It is clear from the people-pleasing nature of your post that you are suffering from what the DSM-V calls “small male reproductive organ syndrome” for which there is no known cure save the traditional Vedic treatment, which calls for you to DIAF.

Namasté and olly olly oxen free,

Dr. Anansi

elenaratelimit Posted:

DR. ANANSI I NEED HELP, APPARENTLY I AM WAT IS KNOWN AS A ‘SOCIOPATH’ BUT I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME SO I STABBED MY OTHER DR. IN THE TESTICLES WHEN HE TOLD ME AND MADE HIM LICK THE KNIFE AFTERWARDS – NOW COPS SAY I GOTTA TALK TO YOU WTF MAN WOULDN’T YOU DO THE SAME IF SOMEONE WAS CALLING YOU SOME SCIENTIFIC NAME? I DON’T GET WHY THESE JERKOFFS KEEP TRYIN’ TO HELP.

WAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS? OR CAN I FAKE IT LIKE THAT MOVIE EDWARD NORTON WAS A TOTL WEIRDO IN?

THKS

Dear elenaratelimit,

Dr. Anansi finds it very suspicious that you say you need help yet do not think there is anything wrong with you. Consequently Dr. Anansi has recommended institutionalization. Please enjoy your lifetime stay in the padded room, complete with your own personalized straitjacket and sexual abuse at the hands of the hospital staff.

Getting better and better every day in every way,

Dr. Anansi

Dr. Anansi kindly reminds you that what you do behind closed doors is your own business. Have a pleasant stay at the “hotel” Log in to see images!

elenaratelimit Posted:

WILL U COME VISIT? I BET NOT YOUFUKKIN bumHOLE DIE!

Dr. Anansi only makes house calls when hookers and blow are involved.

Eirairaianna Posted:

i am an efl wizerd. lol. not realy but i like role playnig. do you like role playngi?

but thats not my porblem. my problme is my firend’s lagh at me and say im wird and stupd and suff and sumtime’s it huts my fellings. my mum says i need nicer freinds but their the only one that talks to me.

sometim’s i talk too the trees and stuff and i no its jsut pretending but it makes me fell not so lonley. i thnik its ok but my firends say its dumb.

I’ll be your freind!

I like to roleplay being a superhero like in my comic books I collect.

I draw comics too, I have lots of ideas for new comics.

LOL DP

MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

I’ll be your freind!

I like to roleplay being a superhero like in my comic books I collect.

I draw comics too, I have lots of ideas for new comics.

yay! thankyou mongoliodwaRRIOR]!!

lets’ role play togehter and ill’ be elf wizerd and like ’’litening bolot LOL” and youll’ be warrier and strong and well’ figt monsturs and sheare the tresaures. and ill’ help you with the comic book btu not with the writeing becaes I’M not so good a t writeing LOL. but I Have good imaginathion and i can help the storey.

Log in to see images! < this is you

Log in to see images! ,< this is me see the litening bolt i used arrows

forumwarez is a nice plaec i found a freind alredy and its onley my 1rst day!

FAIL Posted:

Dear Dr. Anansi:

I keep dominating every contest I enter, and have ambumed too many BPs and unique items. What should I do?

Thanks,

FAIL, The Greatest at Everything Ever

May I humbly suggest…garage sale?

Hello, Dr.

I seem to have developed a severe case of Pinkerton Syndrome, which is a strong sexual preference to Asian women.

I’m not actually asking for help. I’m just showing you I know a thing or two.

Aloha.