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Emo's I would like to help you! Seriously! | |||||||
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Recently it has come to me, that I should be doing more to help the world!
Therefore, I would like to be the person you can turn to for help.
For example, I know that suicide, (while almost aways the right answer) can sometimes be a scary step. I would like to offer my services, and help you! I will freely, absolutely without charge, talk you through, when you make the decision to do the right thing, and leave this world in a dramatic gesture.
Also, for those of you who are obsessed with someone who has broken your heart, I can help you too! For you ladies, I know what it takes to win a man, as I myself (I shamefully admit), am a man, a horrible pig of a man. As such I am uniquely able to help you win that someone special! All you need to do is tell me about yourselves, your likes and dislikes, tell me how much money you have (this is very important for me to help you), and send me pictures of your naked bodies (I will be discreet about it I swear!) and I can then tell you what you need to do to get that guy!
For the guys, I can advise you on how to stalk, and eventually All you will need to provide is, either poison, a coil of rope, and or a gun. I will instruct you, on how to make your bond of love permanent and irrevocable. Eternal really.
I will charge nothing for this service, it is my penannce for having been such a bad person in the past. Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/24/2008 11:43PM |
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Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:39PM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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way to fail at english on the the thread title. Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:44PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Wat? Please don’t be a grammar Nazi, can you not see that I am trying to turn over a new leaf and become a better man? I only wish to help these poor totured souls, who I once made fun of. This is my pennance. |
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Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:46PM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
okay, have fun sucking karma’s balls Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:51PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
I am trying to bilk…HELP rather, poor sad Emo kids.
Look, if you are trying to get in on this con…I mean service, this is a one man gig pal, go find your own chumps…er, needy souls. |
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Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:57PM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
I doubt your sincerity. Prove yourself.
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:57PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Janie Posted: |
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Posted On: 05/24/2008 11:59PM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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what could you possibly have to offer? |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:09AM | View ScreamOfConsciou...'s Profile | # | ||||||
that is a good question poster above me we already know he is a traitorous fabulous person P.S.: war is declared between us fabulous person Irascible edited this message on 05/25/2008 1:12AMGOOD THING IM SUCH A fabulous person HAHAHA AND I ****ING HATE YOU fabulous personS fabulous personS fabulous personS |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:11AM | View Irascible's Profile | # | ||||||
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Irascible Posted:
Check your tubmail Ira. |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:17AM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
You know, fenk, I was reserving judgment on you, even though so many told me you were a jerk. But now, when I see you preying on my kind, I’ve decided to put a hex on you.
Allorum queto hexora!
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:19AM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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thread contains more concentrated fabulous personry than a used condom in the men’s room in a gay bar Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:23AM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Trust me, I’m a doctor. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:23AM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wait Janie B4 u hex im. Look he is trng ova a new leaf, He evn sed that. Its lik wen My lust Gf put her dildo In my bum. An I wuz lik “ow tht hurtz” an she wuz lik “sorry” An I wuz lik “dont do it agin” an she wuz lik “ok” an I wuz lik “well maybe jus a lil mor” an she wuz lik “ok” an stuk it up my bum agin…...um what was i tlkin about? O yeah fenk turned over a new leaf
oh an if ppl want pics of my gf stikin the dildo in my bum I will sho them for only 5$ per pic um no 10$ Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:32AM | View ProClitLiker's Profile | # | ||||||
Too late. It’s already placed. The only way he can break it now is to truly help someone. And he won’t.
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:34AM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Worry not, Dr. Anansi is here to help Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:46AM | View Anansi's Profile | # | ||||||
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Janie Posted: |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:47AM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Anansi Posted:
Anansi, get your own |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:48AM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
OK, I’ll give you a chance to help me. Figure out who my one true love is, and deliver him to me. Then the hex will be lifted. Log in to see images! The clouds darken, Silent birds flee, The moon, swollen with light, Refuses to see. Log in to see images! The clouds will part, and my heart, will be free. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 1:59AM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Janie Posted:
I AM NOT A ****ING MIND READER….ahhhh…I mean I have no way of knowing who your lover is, but if you tell me who he is, I might be able to procure him for you. Do you mind if I deliver him to you…well…trussed up a bit?
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Posted On: 05/25/2008 2:03AM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||