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vickle

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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

Ever since she left me I feel nothing. I feel numb inside, I don’t remember what it is to be happy, or to smile. I can’t even feel sad. I prefer to deny it happened, and call her phone everyday. But all I get is the voicemail. “Hello, and welcome to the o2 voicemail messaging service, the person you have called is unable to take your call right now, please leave a message after the bee-”. Is it bad that I can quote that word for word? Why did this happen to me? We were so happy, so in love. We were perfect for eachother. I can’t go to her house because she won’t answer the door, or her brothers will send me away. What did I do to deserve this?

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Help me, I don’t know what to do anymore. I feel like giving up and swallowing all of my meds right now.

Is life really worth living without her?

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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Crybaby. Start a coke habit. I can sell you some. It will make all the bad feelings fade away.


vickle

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5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

NotJoePesci Posted:

Crybaby. Start a coke habit. I can sell you some. It will make all the bad feelings fade away.

I am afraid I don’t wish to take drugs. Firstly I don’t have a job, therefore have no money to start the habit. Secondly I hear it ruins your nose. Log in to see images!


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Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Sell you meds, then buy coke.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

post her mammary glands and fortune may yet smile upon you


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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

vickle Posted:

I am afraid I don’t wish to take drugs. Firstly I don’t have a job, therefore have no money to start the habit. Secondly I hear it ruins your nose. Log in to see images!

I’ve only got one more idea, but it involves you switching teams.


vickle

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5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

icwutudidthar Posted:

post her mammary glands and fortune may yet smile upon you

I could never betray her like that. I have pictures, of course I have pictures of her in naked poses, but they are for my eyes only. They were taken only as art, and not for creepy old men to gaze upon. I guess one day I’ll be over her enough to burn these shots, but until then they stay safely in my scrapbook of me and her.


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vickle

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5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

NotJoePesci Posted:

I’ve only got one more idea, but it involves you switching teams.

I’m afraid that could never happen. I could never love a man like I loved her.


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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Hmm…I suggest taking all the pills, then.


Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

NotJoePesci Posted:

Crybaby. Start a coke habit. I can sell you some. It will make all the bad feelings fade away.

You sell coke?

Why wuz I not aware of this?!?

I’d like an 8ball


NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Sorry. TSB says I can’t sell to fabulous persons. They also say I can’t apologize to fabulous persons, so I have to take back that “sorry.”


vickle

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5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

NotJoePesci Posted:

Hmm…I suggest taking all the pills, then.

All of them? At once? I’m not sure I want to die. But maybe if I go to hospital she’ll realise how much this is hurting me. Log in to see images!


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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

vickle Posted:

All of them? At once? I’m not sure I want to die. But maybe if I go to hospital she’ll realise how much this is hurting me. Log in to see images!

If you half-bum she won’t take you seriously.


Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

You should stand in front of her house and cut yourself. You could even use your blood to make a message.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

NotJoePesci Posted:

Sorry. TSB says I can’t sell to fabulous persons. They also say I can’t apologize to fabulous persons, so I have to take back that “sorry.”

How lame, you do what TSB tells you to do?


Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

I wouldn’t take **** from them.

Also Nana is a self confessed fabulous person.

Double standard.


NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

How lame, you do what TSB tells you to do?

Not usually, I just agree with this one because of your well dogreat timesented fabulous personry. NO DRUGS FOR YOU!


vickle

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5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

I wouldn’t take **** from them.

Also Nana is a self confessed fabulous person.

Double standard.

Take this elsewhere and out of my thread.

This is not the time or the place to be discussing those wonderful people on the shortbus.


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vickle

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5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

la noche triste Posted:

You should stand in front of her house and cut yourself. You could even use your blood to make a message.

She hated when I cut myself. Oh the irony, now shes gone from my life I cut myself more than ever. I am surprised I have blood left.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

I totally thought you were a chick. ;_;


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