Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Miss Escher,

Instead of playing “giatr hero,” whatever that is, I suggest that you do something to improve your spelling, grammar and vocabulary. I cannot understand why a young, white American woman should have such atrocious language skills. From your photograph, you do not appear to be poor, and your father is certainly respectably dressed. Has neither he nor your mother taken any interest in your education? How have you managed to progress through the public education system to high school when you can barely read or write?

Please advise me what school you attend, and its location, so I can inform your local Board of Education of this gross and shameful error.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

Lucinda. You seem a little uptight.

I can see from your piture that you are, “mature”, but yer still a fine lookin lady.

Someone like you shouldn’t be so uptight, you need to relax darlin.

Tell you what, you and I should go out for coffee sometime, you can tell me all about religion, and I know of this technique that will help you “find God”, and will completely relax you.

Together you and I can find “salvation”.

Lucinda Sherwood Posted:

Dear Miss Escher,

Instead of playing “giatr hero,” whatever that is, I suggest that you do something to improve your spelling, grammar and vocabulary. I cannot understand why a young, white American woman should have such atrocious language skills. From your photograph, you do not appear to be poor, and your father is certainly respectably dressed. Has neither he nor your mother taken any interest in your education? How have you managed to progress through the public education system to high school when you can barely read or write?

Please advise me what school you attend, and its location, so I can inform your local Board of Education of this gross and shameful error.

With all Christian love,

Mrs. Lucinda Sherwood

um, actly taht’s my favrit teechr Mr. Riley. he teechs maths an stuf 4 teh scool.

an i don tihnk im gonna tell u wat schol i go 2 cuz i get enuf wierd stakler stuf alredy, u no?

How much money do you have son?

For the price of one of those stupid games you play, I know of this lady from the Phillippines, I met when I was stationed in Subic Bay, who would be willing to give you a lot more than just your first kiss.

I’ll give you her number for a small finders fee.

Hell, you could probably even make yer money back if you can figure a way to sneak in a camera…believe me, the stuff she does with a wicker basket and a ping pong ball, people would be more than willing to pay to watch.

I’ll be training my mind to be able to “think myself off”. Yesterday I spent three hours just meditating (You call it fantasizing I call it meditating).

And I’ll be working on getting a patent for a new invention of mine I call the sexercizer 3000.

It is basically a stationary bicylce, with a dildo for a seat.

The faster you peddle, the faster it vibrates.

Talk about incentive to lose weight!

Best part is, not only will the women go nuts for this, but the men will buy it for their wives too.

I’ll just tell the men that, this machine will be a sure fire way to get your wives off their ever expanding, lazy bumes and lose some of that ugly fat.

Oh, also I will be paying alimony. To all three of my ex’s.

ProClitLiker Posted:

Relly??? I hav a baskit n A ping pong ball N I no A gud trik with em.

wuld U pay 2 c it?

depends.

Does the trick involve you sitting in the wicker basket naked and wet, then lowered onto my hard male reproductive organ and spun around? (I can’t remember what she did with the ping pong balls anymore, I was pretty drunk and her mamasun was ****ing and moaning about all the time she was spending with me).

Actually I think it involved launching the ping pong balls out of her vag, for distance.

Humorous, but not really all that hawt to be honest.

The wicker basket on the other hand…**** that was hawt!

ProClitLiker Posted:

oh wll my trik is I crush the balls using only my vag muscles.

I can also pull a rabbit owt.

You crush the balls with your vag muscles? That is talented!!

Not sure if pulling a rabbit out of your twat is hawt or not…hmmmm…come to think of it, sure it is!

I am not sure I believe you though, I can’t see how you could get a rabbit in there…you’ll have to send me some sample pics first, before I decide to buy.

Escher Posted:

so liek scools finaly out 4 teh summer an ive got a bnuch of fre tiem now!!!!!!!!! Log in to see images!

so liek im gonna sepnd a week playin giatr hero 3 until i can beet lou cipher on hard an tehn im gonna see about mayb gettin a job so my reusme looks betr 4 colege but moar improtntly so i can get myslef a car!!!!! Log in to see images!

so watre u gonna do tihs summr? an wadya tihnk i shuold get a job doin???? im gettin rl sick of wrkin an teh gap… Log in to see images!

an goooooooo thundrrock tigrs!!!!!!! c u nex yr!!!!!!!!

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lol i am in collage, and collage is haaaaard

scept i am off 4 the summer 2 Log in to see images!

Lester Burnham Posted:

Summer is coming.

Requesting sticky.