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Food The incredible, edible bum

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

rantmonkey

Avatar: Toy Mouth

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

http://www.ediblebum.com/

why?

...WHY?

HAHAHA They don’t call it a chocolate starfish fer nothin

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

oh my ****ing god that is awesome

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Why?!?!?!!??!

‘These chocolates are created with one thing on our mind: to produce a combination of taste and touch that takes you to chocolate bum heaven.’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

OF COURSE

Dr_Kraid

Avatar: Dr_Kraid's Avatar

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

i don’t get what the big deal is i mean it’s not like bumes aren’t edible anyway Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Dr_Kraid Posted:

i don’t get what the big deal is i mean it’s not like bumes aren’t edible anyway Log in to see images!

The difference is these don’t taste like **** Log in to see images!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

limited edition solid silver bum

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bumaconda

Avatar: Smiling Woman
1

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

OMFG!!!

Mancoon

Avatar: 45710 Sat Jan 24 22:10:02 -0500 2009
4

Level 17 Emo Kid

lonely soul

L2 Posted:

I’m so sad I can’t afford such an incredible item…

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

The difference is these don’t taste like **** Log in to see images!

Belgian chocolates taste very well. Log in to see images!

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

Because, because, because. Log in to see images!

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

oh my ****ing god that is awesome

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

We only use ALL NATURAL ingredients:

Dark Chocolate: 55% cocoa solids (cocoa mbum, sugar, cocoa bumer, soy lecithin, natural vanilla)

Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mbum, sugar, cocoa bumer, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) White Chocolate: 28% cocoa bumer, 25% milk solids (sugar, cocoa bumer, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, natural vanilla)

Contains traces of nuts and milk protein.

Atleast they keep the nuts!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Well, this is just the perfect stocking stuffer! Log in to see images!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

they should make a cheese bum imo

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

if there was a version that contained nuts, like poop sometimes does, that would be cool

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Odalisque Posted:

they should make a cheese bum imo

They probably do in Wisconsin. My dad makes “cheese” trips to the old homestead and brings back cheese for everyone and it’s always shaped like weird crap. “I brought you a cheese cow and the capitol building.” It’s always Cheddar, never Brie or Gouda. Log in to see images!

Ondore

Avatar: 61060 Thu Nov 13 21:33:52 -0500 2008
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

123thomaspope Posted:

‘The best bum I’ve ever paid for. First Clbum Service and well packaged. Cheers ’

magmapodge Posted:

‘Hmm..lovely chocolate bum, my parents will be made up, cheers. ’

Some of the testimonials are pure gold

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

scullyangel Posted:

They probably do in Wisconsin. My dad makes “cheese” trips to the old homestead and brings back cheese for everyone and it’s always shaped like weird crap. “I brought you a cheese cow and the capitol building.” It’s always Cheddar, never Brie or Gouda. Log in to see images!

I live in wisconsin and I can gladly say I’ve never seen a cheese bum.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

You’re probably not looking hard enough. Log in to see images!

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