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ATTN: Friends of Charles
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Hello everybody. I’m Robert, Charles’ dad. I’d like to ask you all to do me a favor, if you would. Charles is — special. And has quite exceptional needs.
Now I realize he has friends here, and that’s good, because Jesus knows he needs friends. But the practical joke you played on him, Marcus, well, that’s cost me two computers now. So could I ask you please to try to be a little less teasing towards him? He doesn’t really understand the difference between teasing and reality, and as I said, it’s costing us money.
I’d appreciate it, thanks.
Charles will be back later, when I get home from work and can get the new computer hooked up, somewhere around 6pm Eastern time. I’ve hidden the tool set, and I hope when he does come by you’ll all be a bit more understanding.
Thanks again,
Robert
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| Posted On: 05/05/2008 8:32AM |
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| Posted On: 05/05/2008 8:34AM |
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I’d just like to take a moment to thank those of you who have been making Charles’ life so fun as of late. He’s told me about a game you’re playing where you’re pretending to be black poodles, and as an animal lover he’s certainly thrilled by that.
He’s also happy that someone named something like “Guy Girth” has made him his friend, so thanks a lot, Guy!
Unfortunately I have to report that someone is again playing a cruel joke on him. And I’d ask the administrators of this site to please take a close look at this. Someone on your site is pretending to be The Lord, and has told Charles that He is Charles’ friend. While we certainly believe that Jesus is, indeed, Charles’ friend, it’s very hard to explain to him why G-od (as Charles tells me it’s spelled) is hanging out on an internet site. So I respectfully ask that someone with responsibility on your site address this person, and ask him to kindly explain to Charles that he is not, in truth, G-od, but rather just a misguided soul.
Thank you again for your time, and for taking such good care of my son.
Sincerely, Robert
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 8:46AM |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 8:54AM |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 8:58AM |
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I have to ask, are any of the administrators on this site actually reading these posts?
Earlier today I asked you to talk to your member named G-od. First, I was attacked by an obvious phishing scheme, and then was threatened by a ignorant racist who knows nothing about me or my race. I chose to ignore these horrible posts and now I bring them to your attention so you can take proper action.
But then, when I got home from work, I found Charles — how do I word this delicately? — fornicating with our St. Bernard.
Once I separated them, I asked him what he was doing. He told me that Jesus told him to, and I quote, “have sex with animals like dolphins.” And that this command came from this site.
Apparently, despite my earlier entreaty, G-od continued to talk to Charles, and commanded Charles to join a “klan”. The only klan I know of is the Ku Klux Klan, and I don’t want my Charles having anything to do with them!
In any case, Charles, being a good Christian soul, took the join command as a command directly from Jesus, and proceeded to follow it. And then he saw G-od post something to the effect of the quote above, and took it as yet another holy commandment. And now we’re going to have years of very expensive therapy for Charles, his mother, and Rover.
Are the site administers here aware that their site is being used by deviants to promote such aberrant behavior? And that they’re luring minors — minors — into such lifestyles? And that the KKK is using this site as a recruitment one? Rectify this situation at once, or I will be forced to take legal action.
Now if someone would be kind enough to tell me how to change the pbumword on this account so Charles won’t be able to use it again, I’d appreciate it. I’m afraid I won’t be allowing him to come back here to his friends Guy and Marcus. If you’re reading this, gentlemen, I hope you understand.
With all due respect, Robert
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 5:56PM |
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I am so happy to have you in my klan fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 6:00PM |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 6:01PM |
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Posting to give this dude a well deserved Flamebate Score +. |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 6:05PM |
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Pssst. Hey, Mr. Robert. Come on out to the shed in your backyard. I want to show you a little something that your boy Charlie helped me whip up. Turns out your little kid is a pretty good cook. I taught him how to field dress a fresh catch. And he really seems to enjoy a good barbecue
And, don’t worry about little Rover. He ran away to a magical dog farm in Kentucky. Honest.
Care for some delicious spare ribs, Mr. Robert? |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 6:08PM |
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EPIC. bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 6:08PM |
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A shame that he’s only roleplaying. Charles is great, but Robert is pure win.
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| Posted On: 05/08/2008 6:09PM |
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