I’d just like to take a moment to thank those of you who have been making Charles’ life so fun as of late. He’s told me about a game you’re playing where you’re pretending to be black poodles, and as an animal lover he’s certainly thrilled by that.

He’s also happy that someone named something like “Guy Girth” has made him his friend, so thanks a lot, Guy!

Unfortunately I have to report that someone is again playing a cruel joke on him. And I’d ask the administrators of this site to please take a close look at this. Someone on your site is pretending to be The Lord, and has told Charles that He is Charles’ friend. While we certainly believe that Jesus is, indeed, Charles’ friend, it’s very hard to explain to him why G-od (as Charles tells me it’s spelled) is hanging out on an internet site. So I respectfully ask that someone with responsibility on your site address this person, and ask him to kindly explain to Charles that he is not, in truth, G-od, but rather just a misguided soul.

Thank you again for your time, and for taking such good care of my son.

Sincerely,

Robert