I have to ask, are any of the administrators on this site actually reading these posts?

Earlier today I asked you to talk to your member named G-od. First, I was attacked by an obvious phishing scheme, and then was threatened by a ignorant racist who knows nothing about me or my race. I chose to ignore these horrible posts and now I bring them to your attention so you can take proper action.

But then, when I got home from work, I found Charles — how do I word this delicately? — fornicating with our St. Bernard.

Once I separated them, I asked him what he was doing. He told me that Jesus told him to, and I quote, “have sex with animals like dolphins.” And that this command came from this site.

Apparently, despite my earlier entreaty, G-od continued to talk to Charles, and commanded Charles to join a “klan”. The only klan I know of is the Ku Klux Klan, and I don’t want my Charles having anything to do with them!

In any case, Charles, being a good Christian soul, took the join command as a command directly from Jesus, and proceeded to follow it. And then he saw G-od post something to the effect of the quote above, and took it as yet another holy commandment. And now we’re going to have years of very expensive therapy for Charles, his mother, and Rover.

Are the site administers here aware that their site is being used by deviants to promote such aberrant behavior? And that they’re luring minors — minors — into such lifestyles? And that the KKK is using this site as a recruitment one? Rectify this situation at once, or I will be forced to take legal action.

Now if someone would be kind enough to tell me how to change the pbumword on this account so Charles won’t be able to use it again, I’d appreciate it. I’m afraid I won’t be allowing him to come back here to his friends Guy and Marcus. If you’re reading this, gentlemen, I hope you understand.

With all due respect,

Robert