L2 Posted:

Combat boots are all function, and no form. So unless you guyz are planning to kick sum bum (which youre not, cuz emos are pansiez), why are you being such unfashionable fabulous persons? Log in to see images!

You forgot that they make me taller. My therapist says that I have low self esteem, but I think he’s just making fun of me for being short like everyone else does.

TheColderShoulder edited this message on 04/29/2008 1:01AM

CosmoCornelius Posted:

Kicking people is funner with the combat boots. Plus kicking is a great fighting alternative for weak kids like me.

I’d break your leg and collapse your lungs you little ****ter.

it’s not my scrotum, it’s s picture. I amputated my balls years ago.

i wear them only when i kick bum. i have REAL combat boots since i volunteer at the fire department, i wear them only when i’m off fighting fires and such

L2 Posted:

Combat boots are all function, and no form. So unless you guyz are planning to kick sum bum (which youre not, cuz emos are pansiez), why are you being such unfashionable fabulous persons? Log in to see images!

Emos don’t wear combat boots, they wear vans slip ons. combat boots are for real Punks that beat the **** out of emos,cops,your mom.

L2 Posted:

Combat boots are all function, and no form. So unless you guyz are planning to kick sum bum (which youre not, cuz emos are pansiez), why are you being such unfashionable fabulous persons? Log in to see images!

Ahh, see, you’ve only encountered one type. See, I know my life is a continuing existence of pain & suffering. And it is such an invigorating feeling. But instead of whining (I don’t get that ****, by the way, whining about your life instead of actually ****ing doing something about it), I’ve decided to spread the pain & suffering far & wide. Hell, I butchered my whole ****ing planet, but you don’t see me crying about it. Naw, you just have to embrace the darkness. Ya gotta be pbumionate about it. And besides, instilling a bit of terror in my victims just makes the juices even sweeter. Hell, one of my favorite recipes actually requires the meat to come from a mother watching her only child get garroted with a rusty chainsaw blade. Not actually on the chainsaw at the time, of course, that’s too messy. The agony of the mother just flows into the veins (some kind of hormones, depending on the species), and adds a unique flavor to the meat. Certain spices just pop with fear-laced meat.

Hmm, maybe I should post some recipes?

Anyways, I wear the boots I wear specifically because they don’t stain easily. And they have this great weight to them, gives me a good balance during a standard curbstomp.

If you guys keep telling everyone how great combat boots are, then the stupid camwhores will start wearing them and make them *gag* trendy. Then I’ll have to find something else to wear.

Boots on my feet,

Night in my soul,

Bitter is sweet,

Boots on my sole.

FoetalBlowjob Posted:

no, all emos are woman's genitalsoles. You might not be quite such a fabulous person compared to other emos, but compared to actual people, you are a ****ing fabulous person.

I’d stomp your bum

6’1” 235lbs and I LIKE pain

Nope, just the facts maam.

You asked I told you.