As you might have read, I…am the newly regestered Troll known as Leliel.

My story begins a few years back, when I began to notice somthing strange about the forums I constantly went to: That they were all inhabited by idiots!

There was an idiot on the D&D boards. There was an idiot on the Microsoft boards. Hell, there was even an idiot on the MENSA boards!

Well. We couldn’t have that, could we?

So, like many Trolls before me, I decided to take their self-rightesous (Did I spell that right?) down a peg!

You know what my screename is?

It’s named after the Catholic angel of night.

And like my namesake, I too shall bring night-ON EVERY FORUM I VISIT!

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RUST00P1DTEW?

Nothing to see here. Move along.

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I was having trouble reading the OP’s post, so as a gesture of good will to all forum-goers, I’ve summarized it below:

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Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First clbum, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glbum.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that

Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

I don’t think sow

I’ll see when I get there

I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain’t trying to get arrested

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Leliel Posted:

That’s a summary? What a joke.

Nooooo… the joke is you. Thanks for the laughs!